The big story of today is about multiple athletes from the New York area partying in a night club where multiple shots were fired. This begs the question: Why couldn’t Eli have been there? My theory is that Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself in the leg again and everyone went crazy. Either that or people were still bitter that both the Jets and Giants lost this weekend and found out that both of their quarterbacks are grossly overrated. Soon after beginning to write this, I realized that only good athletes were allowed to be in the night club. (Kemba Walker, Shane Battier, John Wall, Russell Westbrook) Too bad they didn’t have any games to play…